The monologues I share below were created with the aim of amusing and amusing me. Aquí no paga nadie (Can’t Pay? Won’t Pay!) and ein Tag wie jeder andere (an Ordinary Day) are excerpts from two plays by Dario Fo, an Italian comedian and playwright whom I admire for his enormous creativity and talent, and which I decided to perform as a tribute. Testosterona is an excerpt from the first novel by Lucía Etxebarría Amor, curiosidad, prozac y dudas (Love, Curiosity, Prozac and Doubt), published in 1997.